What you afraid of, you’re 32 with fly makeup
With you I wanna lie and wake up, so what’s new Curly Sue
I picked you up like a paystub
Applejuice was the safe word when we played rough
I can’t forget it, a scene that I can’t edit
You had me Charlie Sheen reckless
You hurt me, it felt sickening
You gave me chicken con quesos and conniptions
In that order, now I’ll order something else at the front door
I want more like Rush Hour 2 or maybe Rushmore
We explored each other several times
Hand lotions, chains and whips, my favorite shhh
Hard to say goodbye, hard am I
Hardly heartbroken, like Harvey Dent, here’s my token
When my wallet wasn’t open, you stayed in
At least we always practice safe sin

[Hook]
I never loved HER, I never loved HER
I tried and tried but I could never love HER
I never loved HER, I never loved HER
I tried and tried but I could never love HER

Keep turning my screws, keep learning the blues
I get paid and you on like news
Never at hotels, always in your room
Them cocaine lightbulbs that always break a fuse
Your perfume pulls on my Achilles
But I’m the network, you’re an affil-iate
Don’t get wrong, we still can click
But only if I’m feinding for some guilty shit

[Hook]
I never loved HER, I never loved HER
I tried and tried but I could never love HER
I never loved HER, I never loved HER
I tried and tried but I could never love HER

[Outro]
I still want you baby, want you baby yeah
I still want you baby, want you baby yeah
Ring your bell, look you up when I’m in town
My heartbeat’s picking up, now slow it down